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muppet wikia

October 15th, 2009 by kevin

my life can now be described as having two major periods. the pre-muppet wikia period and the post-muppet wikia period.


“the beautiful day monster wants a cheap ticket to pittsburgh.”

“chicago is a vegetarian lion.”

“wolfgang the seal is an excitable seal … if he so much as hears the word “fish,” he is apt to go into a frenzy, so other characters avoid saying the word in his presence.”

“mr. snuffleupagus is eternally 4-years-old.”

i actually have actual god damn actual work to actually do.

and i’m in muppet wikia.


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  • 1 Ryan Oct 16, 2009 at 7:09 am

    My favorite sentence from the entire Muppet Wiki just might be from the entry on The Universe:

    “This space-time continuum is ruled by Pa Gorg, Ma Gorg and Junior Gorg.”

  • 2 Scott Oct 16, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Hey, I’m glad you enjoy Muppet Wiki so much! If you haven’t yet, you should log in and come say hello.

  • 3 kevin Oct 16, 2009 at 10:45 am

    hey scott … you folks are quick over there at muppet wikia (and why shouldn’t you be?) i will certainly come say hi! thanks for stopping by.

  • 4 kevin Oct 16, 2009 at 10:45 am

    hey ryan … checked out your site. amazing. i’m in the midst of some kind of muppet revival all of a sudden. or is it a revolution?

  • 5 Bishop Oct 16, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    Well… since you’re on the muppet thing. Does Muppet Wiki have this?

    You are welcome!

  • 6 Chicago Mel Oct 16, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    is there a muppet wiki revolution happening in here?

  • 7 KD Oct 17, 2009 at 8:34 am

    “Drums are food” -Animal. Brilliant.

  • 8 kevin Oct 18, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    near …. number 9. number 9. number 9. … far.

  • 9 kevin Oct 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    geiser will always remind me of animal. he’s a fucking animal.

  • 10 lizzy Apr 29, 2014 at 7:43 pm

    The original ( good) muppets were way before my time but I have been watching then on YouTube. If you don’t like animal you are mentally messed up.